Masturbation Stories from ONE THOUSAND Real People
Male Masturbation Stories: 1-50
1. Self-Lubricating Male
I used to masturbate wearing a condom and using my pre-cum as lubricant. When I had ejaculated, I would slip the rubber off, roll it up, and put it in a plastic film canister, which kept it from drying out. The next time I masturbated, I'd unroll the condom, slip it on, and use my previous ejaculate as lubricant. I've used the same rubber over and over this way, though I would squeeze some of the cum out of it when it started getting too full. Your own cum makes a really sexy and effective lubricant.
2. Beach balling
My favorite way to masturbate is using a medium size beach ball inserted down between two pairs of underwear worn backwards. I then take a small air pump used for fish aquariums and use about a 6 foot length of air hose and attach the hose to the valve of the beach ball and lay down on the bed and read porn magazines while I slowly hump the beach ball till I have a massive orgasm!
3. Make me up
Whenever I feel like a really good blow job, one really cheap toy I've discovered for masturbation is a make up brush. When I masturbate I like to take the brush and use it all over my penis and testicles. It feels like getting an awesome blowjob! It also feels wonderful everywhere else too.
4. TV game
When you are bored and you have just masturbate thinking on every celebrity, every pornstar and there's nobody left.....well...i personally recommend this game. Turn on the TV, then look at your clock (example: 11:32) this time as an example it says 11...you get your TV controller and start changing the channel up or down 11 times and you gotta find some way to masturbate thinking only in the people you are watching in that moment. If you saw a great girl in a commercial but the commercial is over...DON"T THINK ANYMORE ABOUT HER!!!...only the people that appear on the TV at that moment… even if is one of those famous Pokemon.
5. Who is that masked man?
Lubricate your penis and get it hard, wear a mask over your face and put a mirror in front of you, then put your middle finger up your ass hole and rub it up and down real fast as it make you more horny (make sure your finger nail is short), Then with your other hand softly start rubbing your penis and imagine your reflection in the mirror is some other person jerking off over you, before you know it your rubbing you penis real fast as cum flies.
6. Cum rag
The only downside to masturbation...is of course the clean up! Well I have a pretty easy way to clean up. You know how there always seems to be that extra sock in the dryer. Well now you can put it too some good use...just use it as your "cum rag"..everytime you wanna wank off, when you are about to come, just slip the sock on top and blow your wad in it. The sock usually absorbs it relatively quickly (within 1/2 a day or so) and it's ready for use the next time you feel the need. Just remember: you may want too throw it out after about 20 times, or when it starts growing fungus or something...
7. Thigh play
First I like to lube up my inner thighs, then lube up my cock. Next I stick my cock between the thighs that are lubed up keep pushing my cock until I climax, pushing my cock with my middle and ring finger. I do this a lot.
8. Morning shower
I tried this today. While taking a shower I lied down on the bottom of the shower. The hot water aimed at my dick. Next I added some shampoo to add a little extra smoothness. It felt like I was cumming into a water fall.
9. Book worm
You'll need to be wearing tighty-whities for this one...And it helps to make sure your dick is properly aligned inside them (and to wear dark jeans to cover the evidence).Go to your local bookstore, the one that sells adult magazines, dressed as you normally do. If they have open copies, pick up one that interests you and start reading. As you feel yourself getting hard, don't let up, just keep reading. If you run out of good pictures in one magazine, switch to another You will feel yourself getting ready to climax, but don't stop. Keep reading and think sexy thoughts. Imagine yourself having sex with the girls in the picture. As you feel yourself about to cum, just keep reading like nothing is happening. When you shoot off, the pressure from the whities will give you the best orgasm you'll ever have. You will rock back and forth even, like you're having a seizure. When you're all finished, put the magazine back and drive home with the cum still soaking in your pants. The dark jeans will ensure that no one notices if it starts to leak out of the underwear.
10. Baggie baller
I take a Ziploc baggie, fill it half-full with hot water, squeeze the air out, zip it, fold it in half, put it in between mattresses, or couch cushions, and fuck away. It's better if it breaks as you come
11. Tighty whities
I get a pair of fly-front tighty-whities a size or two too small. Cotton-polyester blends stretch a little and are better than 100% cotton (but are getting hard to find these days - try Sears). The openings for your legs should be just big enough. I slip my dick through the fly and wank away.
12. Against the wall
I like to soap up one hand really well in the shower. Then place my palm on my hard cock, holding it against my stomach. Then I place my hand (on my cock) against the bathroom wall. Then run it in a circular motion until I cum!!
13. Wedgie wonder
Don the briefs and while still flaccid, pull your cock and balls thru the fly. If you got the right size, they should be almost too small to wear and getting all the dangly bits thru should be a minor challenge. Now give yourself a wedgie so that the top of the fly hole presses against the base of your cock, where it meets the pubic hair. If you aren't erect yet, loosen the pressure at the base for a moment to let some blood in (or just insert a couple of fingers at the top of the fly and spread them). Your cock will grow as hard as a steel rebar, and stay that way as long as you are stimulated. If your briefs aren't quite small enough, rotate the leg holes of the briefs around your thighs to make the wedgie tighter. DON'T MAINTAIN PRESSURE FOR MORE THAN 20 MINUTES because your dick needs to keep a fresh blood supply just like your brain. And wash them often - there's nothing nastier than a pair of semen-encrusted briefs with skid marks in 'em. Try it with your sex partner - they'll LOVE it!
14. Foamy fun
Buy a can of shaving foam, and squirt the whole can onto your body, you should be completely covered, head to toe. (be naked first!) Start wanking with one hand, and the other clenching balls and then fingering arse. When reaching a climax, stop, and wait for 3 minutes, then begin again. Do this 10 times...this will make loads of cum. When you get to the point of no return, stand up and put your head between your legs to catch the cum in your mouth...swallow if necessary.
15. Soda popper
A well lubed soda bottle stuck up the ass as you wank is wonderful
Cucumbers are a man's best friend. Use a cucumber to jack off and it will increase how far you cum!
17. In the butt
I absolutely love shoving things up my ass and masturbating many times a day. So far I have used as dildos: hair brushes, candles, test tubes carrots, shot gun shells, and of course my hand(almost got the whole thing in).
18. Fingers up there
I like to stick my fingers up my ass while I am jerking my cock. It feels GOOD!!!
19. Sheer energy
Grab a pair of pantyhose from your girlfriend. Remove your pants and underwear. Now put on her pantyhose. If you do it right, you will get an instant hard-on! Hear that "swooshing" sound when you rub your legs and feet against each other. Feel the smoothness of your pantyhosed legs and feet. Now you can see your hard rock dick through the translucent pantyhose panel waiting for your command. Rub your dick until your wad shoots through the pantyhose panel.
20. Shiver me timbers
Make sure you are hard. Place your balls on a tray of ice so they nice and cold. While your balls are on the tray of ice, take a roll of paper towels and lube up the cardboard inside. Grab towels firmly, stoke until finished!!! (Nott sure exactly what the ice does, but it helps me shoot big loads!!)
21. Open wide
My favorite way to masturbate is to lie on my back, throw my legs over my head, and then pump the whole load right into my mouth. It tastes great and it is not too filling....Enjoy!
22. Tie me up
I tie my balls up real tight, at the base, and then jack off with baby oil. The feeling is intense.
23. Not afraid of the dark
My ultimate is to turn off all of the lights. Put soft music on the radio, put a blindfold and hood over my head so that I'm in total darkness and with silk panties in hand slowly stroke till I'm about to cum. Stop awhile and then do it again. Rubbing my entire body, cock and balls, I can imagine anything. After about 30-45 min, I'm ready to cum, and so when it happens it is so intense that it lifts me off of the bed. My only regret is that I waited till I was 50 to discover it.
24. Stealth Masturbation:
Now this might be kind of hard but it. Grease your hair. (really) Works best with long hair. and yes the hair on your head. Then bend down REALLY FAR. Stick your cock in your hair put on some rock music and head bang. This is the MAXIMUM PLEASURE EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!
25. Cool touch on a hot day
Firstly get a plastic bag and place in the freezer for half an hour, till it gets cold. Strip; I love being naked when I jack off. Lube up your cock with a mixture of Vaseline and toothpaste (the toothpaste stings, it feels great) and wrap the cold plastic bag around your rock hard utensil, then insert a small spoon (make sure it is cold) up your ass. Then pump away. This is fantastic on a hot day. But anytime works great the coldness on your cock make you want to pump faster and faster. I am stiff now just thinking about this.
25. A little help from your friend
Ask your partner to masturbate you. She should lube her both hands nicely, and then start stroking the penis from the head to the lower end making sure that the thumbs of both of her hands are sliding on the back of your penis. The more tightly she massages the more heavenly the pleasure is....
26. Head massage
I love to masturbate. I start off by looking at some pics of naked women, as most men do. This really gets me going. Once I get hard, I pull the skin back off my penis. Usually, there is a lot of precum starting to come out. I hold my penis in my right hand, and rub the head with some mineral oil on my left hand. I usually use the palm of my left hand to stroke the head. I love the feeling this brings me. It makes me so hot, until I cum.
27. Spit shine
First, spit some saliva onto the head of your cock, then, put your thumb and index fingers just beneath your head and close all fingers around your cock. Now, slowly turn your hand as if you were turning a motorbike handle. It creates an excellent handjob feeling. However, this may not work for people with curved or under 6 inch penises.
28. Speed shooting
I like to get really hard and then time myself, to see how quick I can get off. My record is 33 seconds. One good way to help this out is to lube up your cock and finger and slide it up there and jerk hard. Have fun with that one
29. Tug away
When I masturbate, I take my cock and stroke it rhythmically and tug on my testicle scrotum at the same time. It seems to make me cum harder and squirt more.
30. Finger myself
I love to masturbate. Whenever I'm really bored at home I lube up and go on ahead. But what I particularly enjoy is as I masturbate I either finger my ass, or upon availability I will fuck my ass with a pen or toothbrush or something and that feels SO SO damn good. I would suggest all guys to try this. It doesn't mean you're gay or anything, and if you think that you're a total dumbass. I love masturbating! I also like to have masturbation sessions with friends. Its fun to let someone else jack you off, guy or girl. That's my favorite, but rarely I get that opportunity. But if anyone wants to come over and jack me off you're very well welcome!!
31. Tampon in and out
If I really want a wild orgasm I insert a tampon in my anus. I then masturbate to orgasm and as I about to cum I pull out the tampon. It gives me wild orgasms.
32. Fast lane
I like to pull my pants down while driving home on a two lane road. I love it when truckers pass me and see me jacking off.
33. The grip
Sometimes to get a change from the basic whacking grip I like to hold my dick like it's a pen, holding it with the index finger and thumb. The good thing is that my middle finger knuckle gently rubs the side of my dick
34. Nerf turf
I cut a slit into the end of an old Nerf football. I just stick a condom on, lube it up real well, and I start pumping the football. It feels really good.
35. Metholated deep heat
I place an elastic string of beads around the base of my scrotum (almost like a cockring). I put a dab of Deep Heat (a menthol based cream for relief of pain) in my anal opening. This gives a warm, tingling sensation. Often, I put the menthol cream on the string of beads too. I take a beer bottle, place a condom over it and place it deep in my ass. I use lube to massage the head of my dick. When I'm ready, I shoot! The menthol increases the pain and prolongs the sensation, just like being fucked hard.
36. Boxer bang
I like to stick my cock out of my boxer shorts and stroke. I do by pressing the base of it against the elastic of my shorts.
37. Taint nothing
I usually proceed with a basic one handed jack off session but as if am about to achieve orgasm I press my middle finger between my balls and ass. Harder pressure means greater orgasm
38. What's your favorite color?
When I'm horny, I find some lotion and a tube of M&M mini's and then I lubricate my dick and the inside of the tube. Then I stick my cock into the tube and run it slowly up and down my cock. Sometimes, my cock gets stuck by the suction formed by the tube but it always comes off.
When masturbating I often use both hands, I start out with one hand dry hand for several minutes until a little semen seeps out, then I lube up and position myself on my bed on my back with my but against the wall and my legs up in the air. I prop my pillow behind my head so I can see my cock as I jerk off. now my hands are lubed some times I pee small amounts to add to the pleasure, when I'm close to cumming I stop stroking until the urge to cum is past and repeat over and over until I can't hold it in after several hours and let lose a massive wet orgasm all over myself!
40. Hot pad
Take a heating pad and uncover where the vinyl part is bare. Fold the heating pad in half and plug in and slightly warm, Rub the pad well with lube and place (open side) between the mattress (or couch). Lube your dick and place it between the two folded areas of the heating pad. Thrust your way back and forth. The pad is hot and melts the lube and the sensation is great!
41. Slide behind
When you are masturbating, lube your other hand and run through your ass in sliding form, do not enter it yet, just keep on sliding, then when you feel you are about to cum, hand fuck your ass, you'll get a big load!!
Obtain some latex surgical gloves or some kind of a super strong condom. Go crank up the bath tub and start stroking a bit. The water should be warm. Fill the latex glove with water from the faucet. Blow it up but not to big to the point it's about to pop. For some odd reason just doing this is erotic and gets you erect. Blow up another one...now comes the fun. Use your mind....pretend they are massive breasts...hump them...lick the fingers which resemble nipples...or drain the tub and smatter a water based lube inside for some slippery action. You'll orgasm when you find a hot position and go at it quickly. Super cool
43. Bunch o' tips
45. Cozy in the Jacuzzi (Note: this is potentially dangerous and not recommended)
46. Bologna baller
47. Spray paint
48. Rope a dope (Note: this is potentially dangerous and not recommended)
49. Double vibration
50. Liver lover
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